I don’t normally backpack, but what else can a slow, middle-aged homeless guy with 9 working metacarpals do in the mountains? Let’s see what happens in 7-10 days with about 30,000 calories:
- 1 box mashed potato powder (1500 cal)
- 1 box minute rice (1500 cal)
- 1 small cylinder oats (1500 cal)
- 1 dozen tortillas (1500 cal)
- 1 bottle olive oil (4000 cal)
- 7 cups dried imitation chicken (2800 cal)
- 2 cans spam (1200 cal)
- 8 servings protein powder (1300 cal)
- 2 packages cookies (2500 cal?)
- peanuts and chocolate chips (10,000+ cal)
- 3 apples (300 cal)
- 4 peanut butter sandwiches (1200 cal)
