Campin’ time

I don’t normally backpack, but what else can a slow, middle-aged homeless guy with 9 working metacarpals do in the mountains? Let’s see what happens in 7-10 days with about 30,000 calories:

  • 1 box mashed potato powder (1500 cal)
  • 1 box minute rice (1500 cal)
  • 1 small cylinder oats (1500 cal)
  • 1 dozen tortillas (1500 cal)
  • 1 bottle olive oil (4000 cal)
  • 7 cups dried imitation chicken (2800 cal)
  • 2 cans spam (1200 cal)
  • 8 servings protein powder (1300 cal)
  • 2 packages cookies (2500 cal?)
  • peanuts and chocolate chips (10,000+ cal)
  • 3 apples (300 cal)
  • 4 peanut butter sandwiches (1200 cal)

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